Hahahawent to my old coach's funeral today.i leaned over his casket and said, "walk it off you little b/tch."i used to think guns were loud,but then i dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower."i NEED a boyfriend, like now."no, you WANT a boyfriend. you NEED water, 'cause you sound thirsty.teacher: where is your math homework?me: it committed suicide, it had too many problems.i think chris brown should have an albumcalled "Greatest Hits" and rihanna should be on the cover.spongebob will get his license beforeTaylor Swift will ever find love.i'm wearing a jacket because10% i'm freezing5% it'll be cold later85% my mother feels cold.